Sexual Mastery Review

"Why would a girl say "I love you so much and that is why I have to leave you?"

"Women who love you speak English. Women who don't love you speak Womenese."
kid responds

"But there was nothing wrong with her. She loved everything I did, every part of my body and everything I said!"

"OPEN YOUR FUCKING EARS!!!" the enraged kid roars at me during the mini seminar as I watch even my friends laugh at me hysterically. As I felt all my pride go down the drain, I asked myself why would I possibly take this man's seminar? He just humiliated me in front of my friends and he expects me to pay him my hard earned cash to be ridiculed and laughed at? No.. there is something different.. I realized this man doesn't seem to care at all about the money. His main focus was to improve people's lifestyle and had I been weak, he would've weeded me out right there and then.

Still in pain from breaking up with the girl I love, I went everywhere in search of answers.. As unconsciously incompetent Dr. Qwack, I knew something wasn't quite right but I wasn't sure what it was. I felt that if I could improve my sexual techniques, I would be able to WOW women to the extent that they would want to stay by my side forever and I wouldn't have to worry about women losing interest in me.

After three intense days of reshaping my life, I finally was able to see the light! Being a Sexual Master is the key to having the relationship I want! What do I mean by Sexual Master? Does this mean I can make her squirt a 12 feet stream of ejaculate by the snap of my fingers? Or does it mean I can make her cum just by counting down from 10 to 0? A Sexual Master is there to direct the movie and his women just need to be the best damn actor there is. A Sexual Master doesn't need to make his girls cum 20 times in 10 minutes. The truth that I eventually was able to see was that technique is the smallest part of the equation. Being a true Sexual Master is really about understand the girl. How she thinks, how she operates.

Unconsciously Incompetent Dr. Qwack sees a HB 9 in the club and thinks,


"Ok, what kind of stacks and routines am I going to have to run to fuck the bejezus outa her! How am I going to DHV myself and Qualify myself so that she will give me the chance of a Day 2 or better yet a SNL."

Consciously Competent Dr. Qwack

"Ok, I wonder if this woman has enough quality to be a part of my life."