"Why would a girl say "I love you so much and that is why I have to leave you?"
"Women who love you speak English. Women who don't love you speak Womenese."
kid responds
"But there was nothing wrong with her. She loved everything I did, every part of my body and everything I said!"
"OPEN YOUR FUCKING EARS!!!" the enraged kid roars at me during the mini seminar as I watch even my friends laugh at me hysterically. As I felt all my pride go down the drain, I asked myself why would I possibly take this man's seminar? He just humiliated me in front of my friends and he expects me to pay him my hard earned cash to be ridiculed and laughed at? No.. there is something different.. I realized this man doesn't seem to care at all about the money. His main focus was to improve people's lifestyle and had I been weak, he would've weeded me out right there and then.
Still in pain from breaking up with the girl I love, I went everywhere in search of answers.. As unconsciously incompetent Dr. Qwack, I knew something wasn't quite right but I wasn't sure what it was. I felt that if I could improve my sexual techniques, I would be able to WOW women to the extent that they would want to stay by my side forever and I wouldn't have to worry about women losing interest in me.
After three intense days of reshaping my life, I finally was able to see the light! Being a Sexual Master is the key to having the relationship I want! What do I mean by Sexual Master? Does this mean I can make her squirt a 12 feet stream of ejaculate by the snap of my fingers? Or does it mean I can make her cum just by counting down from 10 to 0? A Sexual Master is there to direct the movie and his women just need to be the best damn actor there is. A Sexual Master doesn't need to make his girls cum 20 times in 10 minutes. The truth that I eventually was able to see was that technique is the smallest part of the equation. Being a true Sexual Master is really about understand the girl. How she thinks, how she operates.
Unconsciously Incompetent Dr. Qwack sees a HB 9 in the club and thinks,
"Ok, what kind of stacks and routines am I going to have to run to fuck the bejezus outa her! How am I going to DHV myself and Qualify myself so that she will give me the chance of a Day 2 or better yet a SNL."
Consciously Competent Dr. Qwack
"Ok, I wonder if this woman has enough quality to be a part of my life."
2009年4月19日日曜日
2009年4月5日日曜日
Saturday was a GOOD day!
After sarging with newlight the other night, I decided I really like his peace, double peace opener. I opened a few sets with the peace, double peace but none of them flashed me a peace sign back and like an idiot I continued to push the set. BAD JOHN BAD!
The beauty of the peace sign opener is if they don't flash back, that means their CTL is already too low and you SHOULD immediately eject. Only continue stacking if they respond back with a peace!
Train Girl Number Close
Shine and I were opening a few sets on the train with his new magic trick in which after the trick was over, his set would then die out because he couldn't really speak much Japanese. We had just finished eating so I was getting the ittis and wanted to crash on the train on the way to the Hanami. As I was sitting down, I on accidently bumped this girl who was half asleep in the shoulders and said "oh, excuse me. I'm sorry!" in which she responded, "It's ok. No problem!"
WTF spider sense is tingling!! Was that just perfect English?! It was! OMG must... continue.. to.. stack...
*ALL IN ENGLISH*
John from Japan:
Wow, you speak English? Where did you learn English from?
HBTrain:
Oh, I lived in the U.S. for one year before. What about you?
John from Japan:
Well.. can you keep a secret?
I'm actually from the moon but I lived in a place in the moon called California!
HBTrain: No way?! Where in California? I lived in Santa Cruz.
John from Japan (Now my natural energy level is starting to flow and I am out of sleepy mode): Are you serious!?! Wtf, small world because I went to school there!
HBTrain: OMG Really! I study abroad there 5 years ago!
John from Japan: Wow, I bet your hella good at surfing too then?!
HBTrain: I surfed a little but I'm not that good.
John from Japan: OMG, this is crazy!! This is like fate or something, we were meant to met! Which college did you stay at? Cowell? Stevenson?
HBTrain: I stayed at... Um.. I think it was college 9 (Duh! Cause college 9 is the international living center area)
John from Japan: No way!! Me too! Holy shit, you are wayy too cool!
Train Announcer: Next stop, Yokohama (Fuck my stop, what to do?!)
John from Japan: Well, Yokohama is my stop but you are hella cool so let me get your info and we should go surfing sometime!
HBTrain: Ok, do you have infared?
John from Japan: Yeah, no problem I'll send.
3 minutes of an awkward silence pass by and my contact info is not going through her phone.
Train Announcer: Yokohama desu.
John from Japan : Damn this is my stop but I gotta give you my contact info! O shit! That's why! I'm receiving right now!! Ok, i'll send! Here we go! There it goes!!
Train Announcer : Doa ga shimarimasu. (The train doors will close now.)
Now I just fucking force my body through the closing door like superman flying through the sky while saying, "email me!" and waving bye!
It was like straight out of the movies.
Shine: OMG, You son of a bitch! You lucky bastard!! You wake up a sleeping girl and...
John from Japan:
Fuck luck.. that's skill bitch! I just realized that my sarge in 5 minutes of English is stronger than 30 minutes of Japanese... But dude, I didn't get her contact info so if she doesn't email me, it's over (Although her CTL was probably 80-90s)."
5 minutes later...
Title: Train Girl
Hey John!
It's my telephone number 090-XXXX-XXXX
great to meet you(two hearts)!
I wanna talk with you more.
Let's keep in touch!
Mariko
Hanami Girl Number close (when I have time)
The beauty of the peace sign opener is if they don't flash back, that means their CTL is already too low and you SHOULD immediately eject. Only continue stacking if they respond back with a peace!
Train Girl Number Close
Shine and I were opening a few sets on the train with his new magic trick in which after the trick was over, his set would then die out because he couldn't really speak much Japanese. We had just finished eating so I was getting the ittis and wanted to crash on the train on the way to the Hanami. As I was sitting down, I on accidently bumped this girl who was half asleep in the shoulders and said "oh, excuse me. I'm sorry!" in which she responded, "It's ok. No problem!"
WTF spider sense is tingling!! Was that just perfect English?! It was! OMG must... continue.. to.. stack...
*ALL IN ENGLISH*
John from Japan:
Wow, you speak English? Where did you learn English from?
HBTrain:
Oh, I lived in the U.S. for one year before. What about you?
John from Japan:
Well.. can you keep a secret?
I'm actually from the moon but I lived in a place in the moon called California!
HBTrain: No way?! Where in California? I lived in Santa Cruz.
John from Japan (Now my natural energy level is starting to flow and I am out of sleepy mode): Are you serious!?! Wtf, small world because I went to school there!
HBTrain: OMG Really! I study abroad there 5 years ago!
John from Japan: Wow, I bet your hella good at surfing too then?!
HBTrain: I surfed a little but I'm not that good.
John from Japan: OMG, this is crazy!! This is like fate or something, we were meant to met! Which college did you stay at? Cowell? Stevenson?
HBTrain: I stayed at... Um.. I think it was college 9 (Duh! Cause college 9 is the international living center area)
John from Japan: No way!! Me too! Holy shit, you are wayy too cool!
Train Announcer: Next stop, Yokohama (Fuck my stop, what to do?!)
John from Japan: Well, Yokohama is my stop but you are hella cool so let me get your info and we should go surfing sometime!
HBTrain: Ok, do you have infared?
John from Japan: Yeah, no problem I'll send.
3 minutes of an awkward silence pass by and my contact info is not going through her phone.
Train Announcer: Yokohama desu.
John from Japan : Damn this is my stop but I gotta give you my contact info! O shit! That's why! I'm receiving right now!! Ok, i'll send! Here we go! There it goes!!
Train Announcer : Doa ga shimarimasu. (The train doors will close now.)
Now I just fucking force my body through the closing door like superman flying through the sky while saying, "email me!" and waving bye!
It was like straight out of the movies.
Shine: OMG, You son of a bitch! You lucky bastard!! You wake up a sleeping girl and...
John from Japan:
Fuck luck.. that's skill bitch! I just realized that my sarge in 5 minutes of English is stronger than 30 minutes of Japanese... But dude, I didn't get her contact info so if she doesn't email me, it's over (Although her CTL was probably 80-90s)."
5 minutes later...
Title: Train Girl
Hey John!
It's my telephone number 090-XXXX-XXXX
great to meet you(two hearts)!
I wanna talk with you more.
Let's keep in touch!
Mariko
Hanami Girl Number close (when I have time)
Donkey Game and the basement of First Kitchen Game
On Friday, I met up with Newlight to go sarging the usual Shibuya Hachiko area.
Before he arrived, I had one set that I guess was worthy of noting.
1:00PM
I went to Don Quoite in search of a hair dryer because just like daygame is part of my goals, styling my hair like a host is also quite important to me. I see this cute probably high school chick looking for a hair straightener and I open her with..
"Hey, I'm looking for this specific hair dryer (as I point to the hair dryer in my magazine) do you know where it is? "
Bad move.. because everytime I do this in Japan, they grab some store worker to help me so naturally she calls a store worker out to help me and he goes and gets the exact hair dryer I was looking for.
FUCK I'M FINISHED WITH THIS SET I THOUGHT..
but no! She loves hair so I go back in!
"Look, I'm also looking to style my hair like this guy (point to some dude in the hair magazine), I bet you can style hair just like this huh?"
Lacking confidence she says, no.. while nervously chuckling and I took the advantage to touch her hair and say, but "look at all this volume on ur hair. Teach me!" My hair use to be just as cool and volumed up (pull out pictures of when my hair was dyed) but now since I'm a businessman I have to be more professional. "
HBStraightner : Ohh!! You look just like my friend in this picture. This style matches you really well.
John from Japan: Yeah, but now I can't do that style anymore due to my job. I have a super crazy kick-ass hair straightener at home so I can help you find a good straightner.
Fluff about hair strengthners, I tell her which ones are good and why, she gets bored out of her mind and starts asking me if I needed anything else cause she was gonna leave.
**Lessons learned**
Thread off to funny stuff immediately!
Only continue the set if she starts asking you questions otherwise her CTL is too low.
Don't talk about advice like a friend cause your just acting like a store clerk.
8:30PM
Basement of First Kitchen
The instant we walk in, we open up the first set we see mixed with like 3 guys and 3 girls.
Hey!! What's up! (High Five the guys)
What do you think, is it better for me to wear my scarf like this or like this?
Guy's give their answer...
Wtf, why is it you can speak Japanese?
So newlight runs through his standard material and eventually we exit the set. But before doing that, we social proofed ourselves for the whole bottom floor.
Then we sat down in a 3 set (2 probably 15 year olds and their older sister?)
Lessons Learned:
* Always social proof right from the get go. Girls and people around notice you immediately as just a friendly person.
* You must win over the senpai's attention first or she is going to AMOG the shit out of you.
Before he arrived, I had one set that I guess was worthy of noting.
1:00PM
I went to Don Quoite in search of a hair dryer because just like daygame is part of my goals, styling my hair like a host is also quite important to me. I see this cute probably high school chick looking for a hair straightener and I open her with..
"Hey, I'm looking for this specific hair dryer (as I point to the hair dryer in my magazine) do you know where it is? "
Bad move.. because everytime I do this in Japan, they grab some store worker to help me so naturally she calls a store worker out to help me and he goes and gets the exact hair dryer I was looking for.
FUCK I'M FINISHED WITH THIS SET I THOUGHT..
but no! She loves hair so I go back in!
"Look, I'm also looking to style my hair like this guy (point to some dude in the hair magazine), I bet you can style hair just like this huh?"
Lacking confidence she says, no.. while nervously chuckling and I took the advantage to touch her hair and say, but "look at all this volume on ur hair. Teach me!" My hair use to be just as cool and volumed up (pull out pictures of when my hair was dyed) but now since I'm a businessman I have to be more professional. "
HBStraightner : Ohh!! You look just like my friend in this picture. This style matches you really well.
John from Japan: Yeah, but now I can't do that style anymore due to my job. I have a super crazy kick-ass hair straightener at home so I can help you find a good straightner.
Fluff about hair strengthners, I tell her which ones are good and why, she gets bored out of her mind and starts asking me if I needed anything else cause she was gonna leave.
**Lessons learned**
Thread off to funny stuff immediately!
Only continue the set if she starts asking you questions otherwise her CTL is too low.
Don't talk about advice like a friend cause your just acting like a store clerk.
8:30PM
Basement of First Kitchen
The instant we walk in, we open up the first set we see mixed with like 3 guys and 3 girls.
Hey!! What's up! (High Five the guys)
What do you think, is it better for me to wear my scarf like this or like this?
Guy's give their answer...
Wtf, why is it you can speak Japanese?
So newlight runs through his standard material and eventually we exit the set. But before doing that, we social proofed ourselves for the whole bottom floor.
Then we sat down in a 3 set (2 probably 15 year olds and their older sister?)
Lessons Learned:
* Always social proof right from the get go. Girls and people around notice you immediately as just a friendly person.
* You must win over the senpai's attention first or she is going to AMOG the shit out of you.
2009年4月1日水曜日
Field Tested and Approved
The other day I was out walking with the Entourage and we were talking about AA and opening sets in the street. I then asked my boy Taka if he field tested the "bang" opener in Kansai and just like I expected he didn't. Well fuck it! Even though we aren't in Kansai here goes I thought!
I looked at the first girl I saw, went up to her to the point were I was almost touching her, formed my fingers into a gun and imitated a bullet sound. BANG!
To my surprise she reacted really well and I immediately BT spiked her! Then I started joking around with this opener and was pondering different ways on how to stack it. At first, when we tried it in Japanese, it didn't work too well cause the nuiance was different and the JBirds didn't understand the joke but when we used it on English speakers... it was a goldmine! Btw Taka, you better not have posted this shit on the entourage!! That's my credit biatch! Status, if your gonna spread this around the casanova crew, make sure you give proper recognition! T-daddy, if you discover a way to make it work in J, please tell away :)
Newayz, here goes!
The "Bang" Opener
(With your fingers in the shape of a gun about a couple feet away from your target)
"BANG!"
At this point the target will 100% react unless she has absolutely 0% interest in you but we tested this well over 20+ times and ever target gave us some sort of reaction.
now in a joking manner say:
(like a newscaster with a fake mic) "You just got banged by a random stranger in the streets. How do you feel?"
"so... when was the last time you got banged before?"
The target will know instantly you are not talking about when was the last time she got a nice hot beef injection but instead you are talking about opening people with "Bangs" but of course if she has a sense of humor she will flow with it.
"I'm popular so I get banged all the time."
"I'm constantly getting banged."
for some of the slower ones or shy ones
"This is my first time."
"I never got banged before."
Now it's time to stack to attraction/Qualification:
"Haha, yeah I can imagine you naughty girl. I can tell you are the type of girl with a sense of humor and you know how to have fun. I like that in a girl."
"I love the honesty in you. You must be one of those girls who is quite reserved when you first meet someone but once you have spent some time with them, your wild side begins to appear."
"So... what do you do when your not getting banged by random strangers in the street?"
So let's go over what we have in this little gem:
Opener (check)
Attraction (check)
Qualification (check)
now all you have left is qualify qualify qualify and you will be sleeping with her in no time! :)
If executed properly, I'm sure girls like pinkbutterfly will be sleeping with you in a heartbeat!
Sothat's all folks!
Try it out! See if it works! If it doesn't, at least you can impress all your buddies by telling them about all the girls you "banged."
Also try reopening a set that went from solo to a 4 set by saying " Oh look, that's the girl I just banged the shit out of!!"
It always gets some interesting responses.
Cheers
J
I looked at the first girl I saw, went up to her to the point were I was almost touching her, formed my fingers into a gun and imitated a bullet sound. BANG!
To my surprise she reacted really well and I immediately BT spiked her! Then I started joking around with this opener and was pondering different ways on how to stack it. At first, when we tried it in Japanese, it didn't work too well cause the nuiance was different and the JBirds didn't understand the joke but when we used it on English speakers... it was a goldmine! Btw Taka, you better not have posted this shit on the entourage!! That's my credit biatch! Status, if your gonna spread this around the casanova crew, make sure you give proper recognition! T-daddy, if you discover a way to make it work in J, please tell away :)
Newayz, here goes!
The "Bang" Opener
(With your fingers in the shape of a gun about a couple feet away from your target)
"BANG!"
At this point the target will 100% react unless she has absolutely 0% interest in you but we tested this well over 20+ times and ever target gave us some sort of reaction.
now in a joking manner say:
(like a newscaster with a fake mic) "You just got banged by a random stranger in the streets. How do you feel?"
"so... when was the last time you got banged before?"
The target will know instantly you are not talking about when was the last time she got a nice hot beef injection but instead you are talking about opening people with "Bangs" but of course if she has a sense of humor she will flow with it.
"I'm popular so I get banged all the time."
"I'm constantly getting banged."
for some of the slower ones or shy ones
"This is my first time."
"I never got banged before."
Now it's time to stack to attraction/Qualification:
"Haha, yeah I can imagine you naughty girl. I can tell you are the type of girl with a sense of humor and you know how to have fun. I like that in a girl."
"I love the honesty in you. You must be one of those girls who is quite reserved when you first meet someone but once you have spent some time with them, your wild side begins to appear."
"So... what do you do when your not getting banged by random strangers in the street?"
So let's go over what we have in this little gem:
Opener (check)
Attraction (check)
Qualification (check)
now all you have left is qualify qualify qualify and you will be sleeping with her in no time! :)
If executed properly, I'm sure girls like pinkbutterfly will be sleeping with you in a heartbeat!
Sothat's all folks!
Try it out! See if it works! If it doesn't, at least you can impress all your buddies by telling them about all the girls you "banged."
Also try reopening a set that went from solo to a 4 set by saying " Oh look, that's the girl I just banged the shit out of!!"
It always gets some interesting responses.
Cheers
J
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