2009年4月5日日曜日

Saturday was a GOOD day!

After sarging with newlight the other night, I decided I really like his peace, double peace opener. I opened a few sets with the peace, double peace but none of them flashed me a peace sign back and like an idiot I continued to push the set. BAD JOHN BAD!
The beauty of the peace sign opener is if they don't flash back, that means their CTL is already too low and you SHOULD immediately eject. Only continue stacking if they respond back with a peace!


Train Girl Number Close
Shine and I were opening a few sets on the train with his new magic trick in which after the trick was over, his set would then die out because he couldn't really speak much Japanese. We had just finished eating so I was getting the ittis and wanted to crash on the train on the way to the Hanami. As I was sitting down, I on accidently bumped this girl who was half asleep in the shoulders and said "oh, excuse me. I'm sorry!" in which she responded, "It's ok. No problem!"

WTF spider sense is tingling!! Was that just perfect English?! It was! OMG must... continue.. to.. stack...

*ALL IN ENGLISH*
John from Japan:

Wow, you speak English? Where did you learn English from?

HBTrain:

Oh, I lived in the U.S. for one year before. What about you?

John from Japan:

Well.. can you keep a secret?
I'm actually from the moon but I lived in a place in the moon called California!

HBTrain: No way?! Where in California? I lived in Santa Cruz.

John from Japan (Now my natural energy level is starting to flow and I am out of sleepy mode): Are you serious!?! Wtf, small world because I went to school there!

HBTrain: OMG Really! I study abroad there 5 years ago!

John from Japan: Wow, I bet your hella good at surfing too then?!

HBTrain: I surfed a little but I'm not that good.

John from Japan: OMG, this is crazy!! This is like fate or something, we were meant to met! Which college did you stay at? Cowell? Stevenson?

HBTrain: I stayed at... Um.. I think it was college 9 (Duh! Cause college 9 is the international living center area)

John from Japan: No way!! Me too! Holy shit, you are wayy too cool!

Train Announcer: Next stop, Yokohama (Fuck my stop, what to do?!)

John from Japan: Well, Yokohama is my stop but you are hella cool so let me get your info and we should go surfing sometime!

HBTrain: Ok, do you have infared?

John from Japan: Yeah, no problem I'll send.

3 minutes of an awkward silence pass by and my contact info is not going through her phone.

Train Announcer: Yokohama desu.

John from Japan : Damn this is my stop but I gotta give you my contact info! O shit! That's why! I'm receiving right now!! Ok, i'll send! Here we go! There it goes!!

Train Announcer : Doa ga shimarimasu. (The train doors will close now.)

Now I just fucking force my body through the closing door like superman flying through the sky while saying, "email me!" and waving bye!
It was like straight out of the movies.

Shine: OMG, You son of a bitch! You lucky bastard!! You wake up a sleeping girl and...

John from Japan:
Fuck luck.. that's skill bitch! I just realized that my sarge in 5 minutes of English is stronger than 30 minutes of Japanese... But dude, I didn't get her contact info so if she doesn't email me, it's over (Although her CTL was probably 80-90s)."

5 minutes later...


Title: Train Girl
Hey John!
It's my telephone number 090-XXXX-XXXX
great to meet you(two hearts)!
I wanna talk with you more.
Let's keep in touch!

Mariko

Hanami Girl Number close (when I have time)

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