2009年4月1日水曜日

Field Tested and Approved

The other day I was out walking with the Entourage and we were talking about AA and opening sets in the street. I then asked my boy Taka if he field tested the "bang" opener in Kansai and just like I expected he didn't. Well fuck it! Even though we aren't in Kansai here goes I thought!

I looked at the first girl I saw, went up to her to the point were I was almost touching her, formed my fingers into a gun and imitated a bullet sound. BANG!

To my surprise she reacted really well and I immediately BT spiked her! Then I started joking around with this opener and was pondering different ways on how to stack it. At first, when we tried it in Japanese, it didn't work too well cause the nuiance was different and the JBirds didn't understand the joke but when we used it on English speakers... it was a goldmine! Btw Taka, you better not have posted this shit on the entourage!! That's my credit biatch! Status, if your gonna spread this around the casanova crew, make sure you give proper recognition! T-daddy, if you discover a way to make it work in J, please tell away :)

Newayz, here goes!

The "Bang" Opener

(With your fingers in the shape of a gun about a couple feet away from your target)

"BANG!"

At this point the target will 100% react unless she has absolutely 0% interest in you but we tested this well over 20+ times and ever target gave us some sort of reaction.

now in a joking manner say:

(like a newscaster with a fake mic) "You just got banged by a random stranger in the streets. How do you feel?"

"so... when was the last time you got banged before?"

The target will know instantly you are not talking about when was the last time she got a nice hot beef injection but instead you are talking about opening people with "Bangs" but of course if she has a sense of humor she will flow with it.

"
I'm popular so I get banged all the time."
"I'm constantly getting banged."

for some of the slower ones or shy ones

"This is my first time."
"I never got banged before."

Now it's time to stack to attraction/Qualification:

"Haha, yeah I can imagine you naughty girl. I can tell you are the type of girl with a sense of humor and you know how to have fun. I like that in a girl."

"I love the honesty in you. You must be one of those girls who is quite reserved when you first meet someone but once you have spent some time with them, your wild side begins to appear."


"So... what do you do when your not getting banged by random strangers in the street?"




So let's go over what we have in this little gem:


Opener (check)

Attraction (check)

Qualification (check)

now all you have left is qualify qualify qualify and you will be sleeping with her in no time! :)
If executed properly, I'm sure girls like pinkbutterfly will be sleeping with you in a heartbeat!

Sothat's all folks!
Try it out! See if it works! If it doesn't, at least you can impress all your buddies by telling them about all the girls you "banged."
Also try reopening a set that went from solo to a 4 set by saying " Oh look, that's the girl I just banged the shit out of!!"
It always gets some interesting responses.
Cheers

J






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