2009年5月18日月曜日
The Pink Cow
The Pink Cow:
Thanks to Phoenix, after the "Awakening the Man" free 10 hour seminar, we ended up going to a nice, chill relax club which was almost like a house party or international party event. Since the sets were quite limited, I knew I had to slow play the night because considering we bounced there with like 8 entourage members, we could've opened up everyone in a matter of minutes. My goal for this night was to just practice my new stack (are stacks really the best method for me in a club... I know they are impertinent for street game but..). I was surprised at how easily it bait and hooked a set. Tonight was pretty good and I would've gotten 2 # closes had I not given on of the numbers back (LOL).
HBLooksLikeAnIndian
I don't remember how I opened but basically ran everything in my stack flawlessly. She was giving me lots of reverse kino and I really upped her BT. The only thing that was a little confusing for her was when I said we should get married, where should we go for our honeymoon? (She said Dubai but I should have reframed it to Shibuya). I didn't reframe it because I wanted to know more about why she wanted to go to Dubai soo badly.
The thing that pissed me off is after number closing her (i should've given a fake time constraint to go back to my friends after the number close or say it right before the number close) this dude that AMOGGed me in the past at an international party (He came in after I had finished number closing a girl and messed with her until the number close) came into my set again! In the past I got up in his face and he got back at me like "Is it okay if I get this girl's number?" At that time, I just said "Fine, go for it." This time I just watched as he danced with my girl and gamed her finally going for the number close at the end. I'm still wondering what I should've done at that point.. should I have
A) confronted him again leading to the same stupid results. Don said I should've just said hey what's up as I grab him and completely throw him across the room while talking to my girl. In my eyes, this looks like low value to my girl.
B) allow him to number close her and have her choose who she wants to hook up with. Him, me or both.
The 2nd number close was quite interesting but I didn't really run any game to get it. I was just being my normal self except for I acted really uninterested with my voice but my body language was saying something else. When I have time I might write it up... if I get any interest from readers. LOL
DQ
Thanks to Phoenix, after the "Awakening the Man" free 10 hour seminar, we ended up going to a nice, chill relax club which was almost like a house party or international party event. Since the sets were quite limited, I knew I had to slow play the night because considering we bounced there with like 8 entourage members, we could've opened up everyone in a matter of minutes. My goal for this night was to just practice my new stack (are stacks really the best method for me in a club... I know they are impertinent for street game but..). I was surprised at how easily it bait and hooked a set. Tonight was pretty good and I would've gotten 2 # closes had I not given on of the numbers back (LOL).
HBLooksLikeAnIndian
I don't remember how I opened but basically ran everything in my stack flawlessly. She was giving me lots of reverse kino and I really upped her BT. The only thing that was a little confusing for her was when I said we should get married, where should we go for our honeymoon? (She said Dubai but I should have reframed it to Shibuya). I didn't reframe it because I wanted to know more about why she wanted to go to Dubai soo badly.
The thing that pissed me off is after number closing her (i should've given a fake time constraint to go back to my friends after the number close or say it right before the number close) this dude that AMOGGed me in the past at an international party (He came in after I had finished number closing a girl and messed with her until the number close) came into my set again! In the past I got up in his face and he got back at me like "Is it okay if I get this girl's number?" At that time, I just said "Fine, go for it." This time I just watched as he danced with my girl and gamed her finally going for the number close at the end. I'm still wondering what I should've done at that point.. should I have
A) confronted him again leading to the same stupid results. Don said I should've just said hey what's up as I grab him and completely throw him across the room while talking to my girl. In my eyes, this looks like low value to my girl.
B) allow him to number close her and have her choose who she wants to hook up with. Him, me or both.
The 2nd number close was quite interesting but I didn't really run any game to get it. I was just being my normal self except for I acted really uninterested with my voice but my body language was saying something else. When I have time I might write it up... if I get any interest from readers. LOL
DQ
2009年5月4日月曜日
SNL: What happens in Shibuya stays in Shibuya
Disclaimer: This is the 2nd lay report I have ever written and I don't know if I plan on continuing since I usually learn from my mistakes by reviewing the incidents by myself without having to write LRs. However, tonight was one crazy night and I felt that it definitely deserved to be analyzed and broken down so with that said, "Bachi koi!"
DQ: (on the cell) Hey, TheTouch, where r u at? Wanna hit up A-life tonite to meet up with the bootcamp crew?
TheTouch: Hey man, I'm in Shibuya in front of 109. I plan on going to a gay bar to meet up with HBCrazy in Shinjuku 2chome. A famous J-model, friends with HBCrazy are also there. I heard it's a really cool place to find bisexual chicks. We should check it out before we go to A-life.
*As we are walking to the Shibuya train station, HB 8.5 blonde starts taking a picture of a sign that says "Shibuya".
TheTouch: Wait a second! Let me see that picture! You got my head in your picture! Do you have any idea what you took a picture of? (pause) You just took a picture of a small booth that Japanese guys go into to find girls 18 and over to fuck or go drink with. They fluff for a bit and then all of a sudden the set turns into a 3 set.
The girls were looking for a place to eat so since we both live in Shibuya, we recommended a nice sushi restaurant and as the nice gaijins that we were, we walked them over there. Meanwhile TheTouch was working on HBBlonde and I was obstacling the two set the whole time cause I wasn't really feeling them at all.
HBKorean : Thanks for showing us to the restaurant, do you know any cool clubs in Shibuya?
DQ: Yeah, but you don't wanna go to Shibuya. You want to go to A-life. A-life is in Ropponggi and this club is MONEY. One time when I went there, I met Akanishi Jin and Crystal Kay all in the same night (gamed both of them but that's another story.).
HBKorean: Really? That sounds cool!! Yeah, we are only here for 5 days and we are looking for fun hip hop clubs.
TheTouch: Ok, well we will be hitting up A-life later tonight so Ima give you my contact info and if your up for some fun tonight, come join us. Now, let's take some BACHIKOI pictures!
HBBlonde - ehhh.. haha ok but head only! No body!
DQ: Pssh.. we just hooked u up with the best club in da house so let's see your sexy bodies in the picture!
After taking pictures we head off to Shinjuku
*On the train*
TheTouch: Damn, that girl in front of me is just my type! She looks half Japanese-American. I love that kind of girl. Definitely at least an HB 8. I have to open her!!
DQ: Well go do your thing! Remember, just have fun!
Luckily for TheTouch, she also got off at Shinjuku so it was perfect!
TheTouch: Hey, we are looking for Shinjuku Nichome, do you have any idea where it is at?
HBHearts: I'm not sure... I think it's in that direction (not really giving a fuck). If you ask the train attendants, they will tell you how to get there.
DQ: Wtf, train attendants... they are useless they will be like "migi ni magatteitadaite nantoka gozaimasu gozaimasu.. sonkeigo wake wakaran.. tamaguchi bakari shabeteru kara!
HBHearts: Heee... amari wakaranai kedo.. jaa issho ni ikimasen ka?
As we get into the train station, she started asking the train attendant for directions.
TheTouch to DQ: Fuck what should I do, I'm losing it. Just do whatever man to keep the set.
DQ: (To the girl) Hey, let me ask you a question. Do gaijins nampa you often when you wear that shirt (Her shirt said "Skeptical about you" ) on it.
HBHearts : What? Huh? no.. wait don't look at my shirt... I'm embarassed.
DQ: You have a nice smile. Don't be embarassed. I bet your from Osaka huh? Because Osaka people are quite friendly to even strangers while Tokyo people are much more reserved initially. I can tell that you definitely have a wild side to you.
DQ to the Touch: Wtf are you doing... I thought you wanted this set.
TheTouch: Dude, you doing all the talking so I can't do anything. You are getting attraction, tone it down cause my Japanese sucks.
DQ: Aiite, go for it. I don't really care, it's your set and I just wanna wing you.
We arrive at the train station ticket gate and she is debating whether to go out or not because if she goes out, she is going to have to pay to enter again.
TheTouch talking to HBHearts: Well, thank you for the directions. I think we know where to go now.
HBHearts: daijobu desu ka?
DQ: daijobu janai yo. sugoku houkouonchi dakara tsurette tte!
HBHearts: Ok! As she exits out with us.
As we exited Shinjuku east station, we waited outside the exit where all the nampa guys wait and TheTouch proceeded to run some real game on her.
TheTouch talking to DQ: Hey, here's my phone, call this number and ask for Saori so that she can give you directions to the gay bar.
At this point I was thinking, if he gives me his cellphone there is no way he can number close so instead I am just going to pretend to talk on my cellphone outside of the set in the distance so the girl doesn't feel threatened and TheTouch will be able to # close.
DQ: Hey, it's cool.. I'll just call from my cellphone. BRB
20 minutes later...
Shit, he is taking a long time and why is HBHearts holding onto his cellphone for soo long?? (He was showing her pics of him and some models that he was with to DHV himself) Ima text him to find out when to get him outa set.
DQ text to TheTouch: ETA?
a few minutes later I noticed the touch received his cellphone back so it was time to go back into the set and get the fuck outa there so that The Touch doesn't run out of material since the sarge in completely in J.
TheTouch talking to HBHearts: Yeah, so we definitely need to go to that restaurant "The Lockup". It's really scary and it's a ton of fun.
DQ: Yeah, you guys would enjoy that. TheTouch is a great guy and he sure knows how to have fun. This place is awsome! I been there soo many times and I love how they handcuff you down to your table! Btw, I got the directions now so let's get out of here.
TheTouch: Ok! HBHearts, it was nice meeting you. We'll have fun later at the Lockup.. maybe. If your a good girl.
As we walk away I noticed that TheTouch was completely different from the M____ I knew or thought I knew. He was soo ecstatic and happy, just giddying like a lil girl! OMG!! Thank you DQ! THANK YOU! You handled that perfectly! Life is good!
Or so he thought at the time... Life was just about to give us a taste of why LOGISTICS are soo fucking important in Pickup!
We were about to truly indulge in what life had to offer.
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We walked over to Shinjuku 2chome and in a matter of seconds realized there was something really strange and eery about this place. There were many people outside on the streets making all sorts of noises, yelling, singing and just having a blast.
Wait a second?! They were all GUYS! We just stumbled into the gay district of Japan.
Shortly after we arrived at a bar called Artsy Fartsy. The entrance was 2500 yen and TheTouch just wanted to go to see this chick that was there who was definitely keen on banging him. She started making out with him just minutes after seeing him (she was pretty plastered) and we told her to meet us up at A-life and said our goodbyes.
DQ: So you wanna taxi it over to A-life now or kick it in Shinjuku for a little bit? Have you ever seen Kabukicho?
TheTouch: No I haven't, let's check out Kabukicho cause I never seen it before.
In Kabukicho we opened a bunch of sets and learned two important things.
1. Going in with one person with high energy and another with a more relax/mellow style progresses the sarge really well.
2. Settsu!! Is a fucking awsome opener *Thank you random gyarus chilling on the streets* Note to self: Good openers are the words and antics that are popular at the time. When gaijins do it, it's straight money!
Some sets hooked and we talked and fluffed around for a bit but then their managers AMOGed the shit outa us and forced us to leave.
TheTouch: OMG, that chick is eye fucking me like crazy!
TheTouch opening HBRocker: Hey, I notice people stare at me in the streets, what is the deal with that? Is it common in Japan?
HBRocker: blah blah bla...
TheTouch: By the way, we are looking for a shot bar around here, do you know any?
Random 70 year old man with one crooked tooth that overheard TheTouch's opener: O, please we have Paradise club. You go! Come gentlemen.
TheTouch: Yo, DQ handle that!
DQ now hugging the 70 year old moving him away from the set: "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! COME THIS WAY! THIS WAY!! WE
HAVE THE BEST!! BEST! BEST!!
Old 70 year old: ... Wakatta. *He began to realize Marcus was gaming that chick*
Old 70 year old reading from a scripted English paper: Our club open December, we have the hot girls! You will enjoy! (What the fuck? Memorize your stack bro if your gonna use it on me to game me to get into your club... Actually, I actually came up with a great idea! I was busting up laughing listening to him read his lines in super broken slow English. I'm gonna field test reading my stack to peeps in the street in slow, broken Japanese. That's gonna be hilarious!)
10 minutes later,
TheTouch: Awsome, I never get women eye fucking me like that and it was like she number closed me!
It's now around 2:30 AM and we were having the time of our lives! We both agreed that game is so much more fun when your not goal oriented. When your just out to enjoy yourself and have a good time.
DQ: Ok, let's just check out the streets one more time and then let's bounce to A-life.
We spot a 2 set (HB 8.5 Magician HB 8 3Pksuki) and they were just outside chilling in the love hotel area killing time.
TheTouch: (In his nice mellow/chill tone) Hey, do you know where the Shinjuku train station is?
DQ: Settsu! HB 8 3Pksuki, you got a nice smile! High touch! Good girl! Spin, spin
HB3Psuki: Where are you from?
DQ: Hmm.. I'm not sure I can tell you.. can you keep a secret? Yubikiri genman!!
After upping their BT, spinning them, treating them like little kids, push/pulling for 20+ minutes they said where do you live?
DQ: Well.. what are you guys up to for tonight?
HB3Psuki : nothing, we just finished work.
DQ: We live in Shibuya and I know a lovely bar that you guys would love!
HBMagician: Oh cool! HB3Psuki loves bartenders!
DQ: Ok, let's catch a cab to Shibuya!
In the cab, TheTouch starts doing some back and forth kino with HBMagician and I started upping the kino on HB3Psuki until she got so horny, she started making out with me in the taxi. As we are are getting out of the cab, I noticed both girls just got out of the cab without even offering to pay the fare. At this point, I knew what kind of girls these were and what kind of game they were running but we just have to outgame them and we'll be fine. I looked at TheTouch and told him that since these girls are kyaba girls and they just finished work, they just allowed themselves to be nampaed by us and if we don't play our cards right, we will be paying for everything and at the end of the night they are just gonna ditch us with some lame excuse. Leaving us out to dry...
or so I thought.
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First things first.. we need to figure out how we are gonna split up the two set and isolate on our own. Luckily their English was basically non existant so we were making our plans in front of them.
TheTouch: Ok, well let's go to this really nice coffee shop that I know about in Shibuya and then afterwards let's go take puri kura pictures. If you bounce to various different venues in a short time, it will feel like a long time and the girls will feel more comfortable and relaxed.
When we got to the coffee shop, we started playing the batsu game. I was sitting with HB3Psuki doing all sorts of push/pull kino on her and TheTouch was on the other side with HBMagician. As I was qualifying my girl by telling her she was a good cook and I wanted her to cook me her best dish, Carbonara in the future, TheTouch was escalating to a kiss with his girl. My girl noticed what her friend was doing so during her conversation, she LITERALLY pushed my hand up her skirt to her pussy
region and had me rub it. HOLY FUCK? IS SHE FUCKING SERIOUS??! DAMN, THIS CHICK WANTS TO GET FUCKED REALLY BADLY I THOUGHT!
DQ: DUDE, my chick is totally downed to get fucked so we either try to go for a 4some orgy or we gotta split up without it seeming obvious.
TheTouch: Ok everyone! Let's down our shit and get outa here!
As we were walking out of the coffee shop out to senta gai, TheTouch and his girl playfully walk hella fast in front of us to the point where we lose them from our view. When we walked past an alleyway with lockers, as they turned the corner, I pushed my girl against the locker and started making out with her hardcore while feeling her up. At this point she started grabbing my junk and I knew it was on. I had to bounce this chick back to my place cause I knew she wanted it and I also wanted it but if we bounce, TheTouch is gonna be fucked so I really had to be on my toes about what to do.
DQ talking to HB3Psuki : Let's go to this VIP room bar that is near where I live. Don't worry HBMagician and TheTouch will come meet us up later.
When we arrived, I said what's up to the bartender telling him I'm TheTouch's friend and I just moved to Shibuya (He is completely social proofed in that bar and knows everyone). FYI, this bar is soo money for anyone that ever wants a place to isolate girls. It's got a VIP room that has a curtain you can close and it's only 1500 yen per person until 5AM. Once in there, I knew I was in a seduction location so I had TheTouch's bartender friends make her drink much stronger (I know, dirty trick) and since she was drinking all night anywayz, I knew this would just solidify my SNL. Plus.. I knew she already wanted me ever since she said she was lonely when we first opened them in Shinjuku but she just wanted a "natural reason" for why she would end up fucking me tonight.
While escalating kino in the seduction location:
*phone rings* YO, where r you guys? Once we split, her friend started tripping worrying all about her and her mood completely changed. She is like not complying to me anymore, giving me one word answers and I just want to get rid of her.
DQ: I'm at the VIP room with the chick and I think she's a little fucked up cause her drink might have been too strong. If she passes out on me then I ain't gonna be able to get this SNL.
Touch: Ok, we comming.
During this time, the alcohol was really starting to get to my girl and I can see my SNL slipping between my fingers. Her eyes were getting droopy and she started to get really drowsy. By the time, TheTouch and HBMagician got there she was straight past out on my lap (Sadly, this isn't the first time I had a girl past out on my lap). Ran the question game on HBMagician and we found out that she fucked more than 100 guys (only one gaijin.. some dude who was Bon Jovi's friend... Dammit!) We also found out that although she banged over 100 guys, she is current looking for a boyfriend. That was when she was younger. Since she saw that her friend assed out, she started telling us about how promiscuous her friend was and that her friend was actually the sexual fiend.
As it started getting late, HBMagician immediately starts to try and wake her by yelling in her ears, slapping her in the face, telling her to get the fuck up cause she has shit to do early in the morning (It's almost 5AM now). After spending a good 10 minutes trying to wake up her friend she just decided screw it! I'm leaving her here with these two guys..
(OMG, what a terrible friend or did she already have that much trust in us.)
HBMagician: I have something to do early in the morning so take care of my friend. Yoroshiku! I have to go. It was nice hanging out and we gotta hang out again later!
It's almost 5AM so we knew we had to get outa the bar because they were about to close. But damn.. her friend just tried to wake her up for the past 10 minutes and I remember that chick got bitch slapped pretty damn hard by her friend and she didn't even budge.
DQ: Hey, wake up (as I violently shake her)! We gotta go! This place is about to close.
To my surprise, she immediately wakes up. (wtf, was she trying to fake me out? Was this her way of getting her friend out of the picture?) So many thoughts rolled through my mind and I was lost for words, I really wanted the SNL but I didn't know what to do cause her friend just ditched her.
DQ: Hey, let's go to my buddy's place and hang out until the first train. He's got some drinks there and we can smoke hookah. It will be cool! We'll have a blast!
HB3Psuki : Ok! (Shit this girl is gaming us!)
When we got to TheTouch's pad, he left us in there to "get more acquianted" and he stepped out a bit to get some OJ from the conbini. When he was gone, I instantly started making out with her hardcore as I licked her nipples knowing she was loving every bit of it. I wasn't expecting TheTouch to come back for a while so I pulled out the D-move.
As she was stroking my cock, I started to hear the door open. Oh shit! He's back and we are this close to fucking in his living room. He saw her stroking my cock, started walking back out but I signed him to come back in.
After we starting getting heavy, she noticed TheTouch was taking pictures of me licking her tits (Only The Touch would do this, HAHA) and she started getting really horny. She was loving it! I guess she is one of those freaky girls that likes others to watch her getting fucked. She is just some fucking hoe that wants it in all holes! She motioned for The Touch to come watch us.
Then the unIMAGINABLE happened!!
When he got near, she reached out, started caressing his legs, slowly moving up the ladder until she reached his cock..
The rest was history.
Just live your life!
DQ
DQ: (on the cell) Hey, TheTouch, where r u at? Wanna hit up A-life tonite to meet up with the bootcamp crew?
TheTouch: Hey man, I'm in Shibuya in front of 109. I plan on going to a gay bar to meet up with HBCrazy in Shinjuku 2chome. A famous J-model, friends with HBCrazy are also there. I heard it's a really cool place to find bisexual chicks. We should check it out before we go to A-life.
*As we are walking to the Shibuya train station, HB 8.5 blonde starts taking a picture of a sign that says "Shibuya".
TheTouch: Wait a second! Let me see that picture! You got my head in your picture! Do you have any idea what you took a picture of? (pause) You just took a picture of a small booth that Japanese guys go into to find girls 18 and over to fuck or go drink with. They fluff for a bit and then all of a sudden the set turns into a 3 set.
The girls were looking for a place to eat so since we both live in Shibuya, we recommended a nice sushi restaurant and as the nice gaijins that we were, we walked them over there. Meanwhile TheTouch was working on HBBlonde and I was obstacling the two set the whole time cause I wasn't really feeling them at all.
HBKorean : Thanks for showing us to the restaurant, do you know any cool clubs in Shibuya?
DQ: Yeah, but you don't wanna go to Shibuya. You want to go to A-life. A-life is in Ropponggi and this club is MONEY. One time when I went there, I met Akanishi Jin and Crystal Kay all in the same night (gamed both of them but that's another story.).
HBKorean: Really? That sounds cool!! Yeah, we are only here for 5 days and we are looking for fun hip hop clubs.
TheTouch: Ok, well we will be hitting up A-life later tonight so Ima give you my contact info and if your up for some fun tonight, come join us. Now, let's take some BACHIKOI pictures!
HBBlonde - ehhh.. haha ok but head only! No body!
DQ: Pssh.. we just hooked u up with the best club in da house so let's see your sexy bodies in the picture!
After taking pictures we head off to Shinjuku
*On the train*
TheTouch: Damn, that girl in front of me is just my type! She looks half Japanese-American. I love that kind of girl. Definitely at least an HB 8. I have to open her!!
DQ: Well go do your thing! Remember, just have fun!
Luckily for TheTouch, she also got off at Shinjuku so it was perfect!
TheTouch: Hey, we are looking for Shinjuku Nichome, do you have any idea where it is at?
HBHearts: I'm not sure... I think it's in that direction (not really giving a fuck). If you ask the train attendants, they will tell you how to get there.
DQ: Wtf, train attendants... they are useless they will be like "migi ni magatteitadaite nantoka gozaimasu gozaimasu.. sonkeigo wake wakaran.. tamaguchi bakari shabeteru kara!
HBHearts: Heee... amari wakaranai kedo.. jaa issho ni ikimasen ka?
As we get into the train station, she started asking the train attendant for directions.
TheTouch to DQ: Fuck what should I do, I'm losing it. Just do whatever man to keep the set.
DQ: (To the girl) Hey, let me ask you a question. Do gaijins nampa you often when you wear that shirt (Her shirt said "Skeptical about you" ) on it.
HBHearts : What? Huh? no.. wait don't look at my shirt... I'm embarassed.
DQ: You have a nice smile. Don't be embarassed. I bet your from Osaka huh? Because Osaka people are quite friendly to even strangers while Tokyo people are much more reserved initially. I can tell that you definitely have a wild side to you.
DQ to the Touch: Wtf are you doing... I thought you wanted this set.
TheTouch: Dude, you doing all the talking so I can't do anything. You are getting attraction, tone it down cause my Japanese sucks.
DQ: Aiite, go for it. I don't really care, it's your set and I just wanna wing you.
We arrive at the train station ticket gate and she is debating whether to go out or not because if she goes out, she is going to have to pay to enter again.
TheTouch talking to HBHearts: Well, thank you for the directions. I think we know where to go now.
HBHearts: daijobu desu ka?
DQ: daijobu janai yo. sugoku houkouonchi dakara tsurette tte!
HBHearts: Ok! As she exits out with us.
As we exited Shinjuku east station, we waited outside the exit where all the nampa guys wait and TheTouch proceeded to run some real game on her.
TheTouch talking to DQ: Hey, here's my phone, call this number and ask for Saori so that she can give you directions to the gay bar.
At this point I was thinking, if he gives me his cellphone there is no way he can number close so instead I am just going to pretend to talk on my cellphone outside of the set in the distance so the girl doesn't feel threatened and TheTouch will be able to # close.
DQ: Hey, it's cool.. I'll just call from my cellphone. BRB
20 minutes later...
Shit, he is taking a long time and why is HBHearts holding onto his cellphone for soo long?? (He was showing her pics of him and some models that he was with to DHV himself) Ima text him to find out when to get him outa set.
DQ text to TheTouch: ETA?
a few minutes later I noticed the touch received his cellphone back so it was time to go back into the set and get the fuck outa there so that The Touch doesn't run out of material since the sarge in completely in J.
TheTouch talking to HBHearts: Yeah, so we definitely need to go to that restaurant "The Lockup". It's really scary and it's a ton of fun.
DQ: Yeah, you guys would enjoy that. TheTouch is a great guy and he sure knows how to have fun. This place is awsome! I been there soo many times and I love how they handcuff you down to your table! Btw, I got the directions now so let's get out of here.
TheTouch: Ok! HBHearts, it was nice meeting you. We'll have fun later at the Lockup.. maybe. If your a good girl.
As we walk away I noticed that TheTouch was completely different from the M____ I knew or thought I knew. He was soo ecstatic and happy, just giddying like a lil girl! OMG!! Thank you DQ! THANK YOU! You handled that perfectly! Life is good!
Or so he thought at the time... Life was just about to give us a taste of why LOGISTICS are soo fucking important in Pickup!
We were about to truly indulge in what life had to offer.
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We walked over to Shinjuku 2chome and in a matter of seconds realized there was something really strange and eery about this place. There were many people outside on the streets making all sorts of noises, yelling, singing and just having a blast.
Wait a second?! They were all GUYS! We just stumbled into the gay district of Japan.
Shortly after we arrived at a bar called Artsy Fartsy. The entrance was 2500 yen and TheTouch just wanted to go to see this chick that was there who was definitely keen on banging him. She started making out with him just minutes after seeing him (she was pretty plastered) and we told her to meet us up at A-life and said our goodbyes.
DQ: So you wanna taxi it over to A-life now or kick it in Shinjuku for a little bit? Have you ever seen Kabukicho?
TheTouch: No I haven't, let's check out Kabukicho cause I never seen it before.
In Kabukicho we opened a bunch of sets and learned two important things.
1. Going in with one person with high energy and another with a more relax/mellow style progresses the sarge really well.
2. Settsu!! Is a fucking awsome opener *Thank you random gyarus chilling on the streets* Note to self: Good openers are the words and antics that are popular at the time. When gaijins do it, it's straight money!
Some sets hooked and we talked and fluffed around for a bit but then their managers AMOGed the shit outa us and forced us to leave.
TheTouch: OMG, that chick is eye fucking me like crazy!
TheTouch opening HBRocker: Hey, I notice people stare at me in the streets, what is the deal with that? Is it common in Japan?
HBRocker: blah blah bla...
TheTouch: By the way, we are looking for a shot bar around here, do you know any?
Random 70 year old man with one crooked tooth that overheard TheTouch's opener: O, please we have Paradise club. You go! Come gentlemen.
TheTouch: Yo, DQ handle that!
DQ now hugging the 70 year old moving him away from the set: "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! COME THIS WAY! THIS WAY!! WE
HAVE THE BEST!! BEST! BEST!!
Old 70 year old: ... Wakatta. *He began to realize Marcus was gaming that chick*
Old 70 year old reading from a scripted English paper: Our club open December, we have the hot girls! You will enjoy! (What the fuck? Memorize your stack bro if your gonna use it on me to game me to get into your club... Actually, I actually came up with a great idea! I was busting up laughing listening to him read his lines in super broken slow English. I'm gonna field test reading my stack to peeps in the street in slow, broken Japanese. That's gonna be hilarious!)
10 minutes later,
TheTouch: Awsome, I never get women eye fucking me like that and it was like she number closed me!
It's now around 2:30 AM and we were having the time of our lives! We both agreed that game is so much more fun when your not goal oriented. When your just out to enjoy yourself and have a good time.
DQ: Ok, let's just check out the streets one more time and then let's bounce to A-life.
We spot a 2 set (HB 8.5 Magician HB 8 3Pksuki) and they were just outside chilling in the love hotel area killing time.
TheTouch: (In his nice mellow/chill tone) Hey, do you know where the Shinjuku train station is?
DQ: Settsu! HB 8 3Pksuki, you got a nice smile! High touch! Good girl! Spin, spin
HB3Psuki: Where are you from?
DQ: Hmm.. I'm not sure I can tell you.. can you keep a secret? Yubikiri genman!!
After upping their BT, spinning them, treating them like little kids, push/pulling for 20+ minutes they said where do you live?
DQ: Well.. what are you guys up to for tonight?
HB3Psuki : nothing, we just finished work.
DQ: We live in Shibuya and I know a lovely bar that you guys would love!
HBMagician: Oh cool! HB3Psuki loves bartenders!
DQ: Ok, let's catch a cab to Shibuya!
In the cab, TheTouch starts doing some back and forth kino with HBMagician and I started upping the kino on HB3Psuki until she got so horny, she started making out with me in the taxi. As we are are getting out of the cab, I noticed both girls just got out of the cab without even offering to pay the fare. At this point, I knew what kind of girls these were and what kind of game they were running but we just have to outgame them and we'll be fine. I looked at TheTouch and told him that since these girls are kyaba girls and they just finished work, they just allowed themselves to be nampaed by us and if we don't play our cards right, we will be paying for everything and at the end of the night they are just gonna ditch us with some lame excuse. Leaving us out to dry...
or so I thought.
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First things first.. we need to figure out how we are gonna split up the two set and isolate on our own. Luckily their English was basically non existant so we were making our plans in front of them.
TheTouch: Ok, well let's go to this really nice coffee shop that I know about in Shibuya and then afterwards let's go take puri kura pictures. If you bounce to various different venues in a short time, it will feel like a long time and the girls will feel more comfortable and relaxed.
When we got to the coffee shop, we started playing the batsu game. I was sitting with HB3Psuki doing all sorts of push/pull kino on her and TheTouch was on the other side with HBMagician. As I was qualifying my girl by telling her she was a good cook and I wanted her to cook me her best dish, Carbonara in the future, TheTouch was escalating to a kiss with his girl. My girl noticed what her friend was doing so during her conversation, she LITERALLY pushed my hand up her skirt to her pussy
region and had me rub it. HOLY FUCK? IS SHE FUCKING SERIOUS??! DAMN, THIS CHICK WANTS TO GET FUCKED REALLY BADLY I THOUGHT!
DQ: DUDE, my chick is totally downed to get fucked so we either try to go for a 4some orgy or we gotta split up without it seeming obvious.
TheTouch: Ok everyone! Let's down our shit and get outa here!
As we were walking out of the coffee shop out to senta gai, TheTouch and his girl playfully walk hella fast in front of us to the point where we lose them from our view. When we walked past an alleyway with lockers, as they turned the corner, I pushed my girl against the locker and started making out with her hardcore while feeling her up. At this point she started grabbing my junk and I knew it was on. I had to bounce this chick back to my place cause I knew she wanted it and I also wanted it but if we bounce, TheTouch is gonna be fucked so I really had to be on my toes about what to do.
DQ talking to HB3Psuki : Let's go to this VIP room bar that is near where I live. Don't worry HBMagician and TheTouch will come meet us up later.
When we arrived, I said what's up to the bartender telling him I'm TheTouch's friend and I just moved to Shibuya (He is completely social proofed in that bar and knows everyone). FYI, this bar is soo money for anyone that ever wants a place to isolate girls. It's got a VIP room that has a curtain you can close and it's only 1500 yen per person until 5AM. Once in there, I knew I was in a seduction location so I had TheTouch's bartender friends make her drink much stronger (I know, dirty trick) and since she was drinking all night anywayz, I knew this would just solidify my SNL. Plus.. I knew she already wanted me ever since she said she was lonely when we first opened them in Shinjuku but she just wanted a "natural reason" for why she would end up fucking me tonight.
While escalating kino in the seduction location:
*phone rings* YO, where r you guys? Once we split, her friend started tripping worrying all about her and her mood completely changed. She is like not complying to me anymore, giving me one word answers and I just want to get rid of her.
DQ: I'm at the VIP room with the chick and I think she's a little fucked up cause her drink might have been too strong. If she passes out on me then I ain't gonna be able to get this SNL.
Touch: Ok, we comming.
During this time, the alcohol was really starting to get to my girl and I can see my SNL slipping between my fingers. Her eyes were getting droopy and she started to get really drowsy. By the time, TheTouch and HBMagician got there she was straight past out on my lap (Sadly, this isn't the first time I had a girl past out on my lap). Ran the question game on HBMagician and we found out that she fucked more than 100 guys (only one gaijin.. some dude who was Bon Jovi's friend... Dammit!) We also found out that although she banged over 100 guys, she is current looking for a boyfriend. That was when she was younger. Since she saw that her friend assed out, she started telling us about how promiscuous her friend was and that her friend was actually the sexual fiend.
As it started getting late, HBMagician immediately starts to try and wake her by yelling in her ears, slapping her in the face, telling her to get the fuck up cause she has shit to do early in the morning (It's almost 5AM now). After spending a good 10 minutes trying to wake up her friend she just decided screw it! I'm leaving her here with these two guys..
(OMG, what a terrible friend or did she already have that much trust in us.)
HBMagician: I have something to do early in the morning so take care of my friend. Yoroshiku! I have to go. It was nice hanging out and we gotta hang out again later!
It's almost 5AM so we knew we had to get outa the bar because they were about to close. But damn.. her friend just tried to wake her up for the past 10 minutes and I remember that chick got bitch slapped pretty damn hard by her friend and she didn't even budge.
DQ: Hey, wake up (as I violently shake her)! We gotta go! This place is about to close.
To my surprise, she immediately wakes up. (wtf, was she trying to fake me out? Was this her way of getting her friend out of the picture?) So many thoughts rolled through my mind and I was lost for words, I really wanted the SNL but I didn't know what to do cause her friend just ditched her.
DQ: Hey, let's go to my buddy's place and hang out until the first train. He's got some drinks there and we can smoke hookah. It will be cool! We'll have a blast!
HB3Psuki : Ok! (Shit this girl is gaming us!)
When we got to TheTouch's pad, he left us in there to "get more acquianted" and he stepped out a bit to get some OJ from the conbini. When he was gone, I instantly started making out with her hardcore as I licked her nipples knowing she was loving every bit of it. I wasn't expecting TheTouch to come back for a while so I pulled out the D-move.
As she was stroking my cock, I started to hear the door open. Oh shit! He's back and we are this close to fucking in his living room. He saw her stroking my cock, started walking back out but I signed him to come back in.
After we starting getting heavy, she noticed TheTouch was taking pictures of me licking her tits (Only The Touch would do this, HAHA) and she started getting really horny. She was loving it! I guess she is one of those freaky girls that likes others to watch her getting fucked. She is just some fucking hoe that wants it in all holes! She motioned for The Touch to come watch us.
Then the unIMAGINABLE happened!!
When he got near, she reached out, started caressing his legs, slowly moving up the ladder until she reached his cock..
The rest was history.
Just live your life!
DQ
2009年4月19日日曜日
Sexual Mastery Review
"Why would a girl say "I love you so much and that is why I have to leave you?"
"Women who love you speak English. Women who don't love you speak Womenese."
kid responds
"But there was nothing wrong with her. She loved everything I did, every part of my body and everything I said!"
"OPEN YOUR FUCKING EARS!!!" the enraged kid roars at me during the mini seminar as I watch even my friends laugh at me hysterically. As I felt all my pride go down the drain, I asked myself why would I possibly take this man's seminar? He just humiliated me in front of my friends and he expects me to pay him my hard earned cash to be ridiculed and laughed at? No.. there is something different.. I realized this man doesn't seem to care at all about the money. His main focus was to improve people's lifestyle and had I been weak, he would've weeded me out right there and then.
Still in pain from breaking up with the girl I love, I went everywhere in search of answers.. As unconsciously incompetent Dr. Qwack, I knew something wasn't quite right but I wasn't sure what it was. I felt that if I could improve my sexual techniques, I would be able to WOW women to the extent that they would want to stay by my side forever and I wouldn't have to worry about women losing interest in me.
After three intense days of reshaping my life, I finally was able to see the light! Being a Sexual Master is the key to having the relationship I want! What do I mean by Sexual Master? Does this mean I can make her squirt a 12 feet stream of ejaculate by the snap of my fingers? Or does it mean I can make her cum just by counting down from 10 to 0? A Sexual Master is there to direct the movie and his women just need to be the best damn actor there is. A Sexual Master doesn't need to make his girls cum 20 times in 10 minutes. The truth that I eventually was able to see was that technique is the smallest part of the equation. Being a true Sexual Master is really about understand the girl. How she thinks, how she operates.
Unconsciously Incompetent Dr. Qwack sees a HB 9 in the club and thinks,
"Ok, what kind of stacks and routines am I going to have to run to fuck the bejezus outa her! How am I going to DHV myself and Qualify myself so that she will give me the chance of a Day 2 or better yet a SNL."
Consciously Competent Dr. Qwack
"Ok, I wonder if this woman has enough quality to be a part of my life."
"Women who love you speak English. Women who don't love you speak Womenese."
kid responds
"But there was nothing wrong with her. She loved everything I did, every part of my body and everything I said!"
"OPEN YOUR FUCKING EARS!!!" the enraged kid roars at me during the mini seminar as I watch even my friends laugh at me hysterically. As I felt all my pride go down the drain, I asked myself why would I possibly take this man's seminar? He just humiliated me in front of my friends and he expects me to pay him my hard earned cash to be ridiculed and laughed at? No.. there is something different.. I realized this man doesn't seem to care at all about the money. His main focus was to improve people's lifestyle and had I been weak, he would've weeded me out right there and then.
Still in pain from breaking up with the girl I love, I went everywhere in search of answers.. As unconsciously incompetent Dr. Qwack, I knew something wasn't quite right but I wasn't sure what it was. I felt that if I could improve my sexual techniques, I would be able to WOW women to the extent that they would want to stay by my side forever and I wouldn't have to worry about women losing interest in me.
After three intense days of reshaping my life, I finally was able to see the light! Being a Sexual Master is the key to having the relationship I want! What do I mean by Sexual Master? Does this mean I can make her squirt a 12 feet stream of ejaculate by the snap of my fingers? Or does it mean I can make her cum just by counting down from 10 to 0? A Sexual Master is there to direct the movie and his women just need to be the best damn actor there is. A Sexual Master doesn't need to make his girls cum 20 times in 10 minutes. The truth that I eventually was able to see was that technique is the smallest part of the equation. Being a true Sexual Master is really about understand the girl. How she thinks, how she operates.
Unconsciously Incompetent Dr. Qwack sees a HB 9 in the club and thinks,
"Ok, what kind of stacks and routines am I going to have to run to fuck the bejezus outa her! How am I going to DHV myself and Qualify myself so that she will give me the chance of a Day 2 or better yet a SNL."
Consciously Competent Dr. Qwack
"Ok, I wonder if this woman has enough quality to be a part of my life."
2009年4月5日日曜日
Saturday was a GOOD day!
After sarging with newlight the other night, I decided I really like his peace, double peace opener. I opened a few sets with the peace, double peace but none of them flashed me a peace sign back and like an idiot I continued to push the set. BAD JOHN BAD!
The beauty of the peace sign opener is if they don't flash back, that means their CTL is already too low and you SHOULD immediately eject. Only continue stacking if they respond back with a peace!
Train Girl Number Close
Shine and I were opening a few sets on the train with his new magic trick in which after the trick was over, his set would then die out because he couldn't really speak much Japanese. We had just finished eating so I was getting the ittis and wanted to crash on the train on the way to the Hanami. As I was sitting down, I on accidently bumped this girl who was half asleep in the shoulders and said "oh, excuse me. I'm sorry!" in which she responded, "It's ok. No problem!"
WTF spider sense is tingling!! Was that just perfect English?! It was! OMG must... continue.. to.. stack...
*ALL IN ENGLISH*
John from Japan:
Wow, you speak English? Where did you learn English from?
HBTrain:
Oh, I lived in the U.S. for one year before. What about you?
John from Japan:
Well.. can you keep a secret?
I'm actually from the moon but I lived in a place in the moon called California!
HBTrain: No way?! Where in California? I lived in Santa Cruz.
John from Japan (Now my natural energy level is starting to flow and I am out of sleepy mode): Are you serious!?! Wtf, small world because I went to school there!
HBTrain: OMG Really! I study abroad there 5 years ago!
John from Japan: Wow, I bet your hella good at surfing too then?!
HBTrain: I surfed a little but I'm not that good.
John from Japan: OMG, this is crazy!! This is like fate or something, we were meant to met! Which college did you stay at? Cowell? Stevenson?
HBTrain: I stayed at... Um.. I think it was college 9 (Duh! Cause college 9 is the international living center area)
John from Japan: No way!! Me too! Holy shit, you are wayy too cool!
Train Announcer: Next stop, Yokohama (Fuck my stop, what to do?!)
John from Japan: Well, Yokohama is my stop but you are hella cool so let me get your info and we should go surfing sometime!
HBTrain: Ok, do you have infared?
John from Japan: Yeah, no problem I'll send.
3 minutes of an awkward silence pass by and my contact info is not going through her phone.
Train Announcer: Yokohama desu.
John from Japan : Damn this is my stop but I gotta give you my contact info! O shit! That's why! I'm receiving right now!! Ok, i'll send! Here we go! There it goes!!
Train Announcer : Doa ga shimarimasu. (The train doors will close now.)
Now I just fucking force my body through the closing door like superman flying through the sky while saying, "email me!" and waving bye!
It was like straight out of the movies.
Shine: OMG, You son of a bitch! You lucky bastard!! You wake up a sleeping girl and...
John from Japan:
Fuck luck.. that's skill bitch! I just realized that my sarge in 5 minutes of English is stronger than 30 minutes of Japanese... But dude, I didn't get her contact info so if she doesn't email me, it's over (Although her CTL was probably 80-90s)."
5 minutes later...
Title: Train Girl
Hey John!
It's my telephone number 090-XXXX-XXXX
great to meet you(two hearts)!
I wanna talk with you more.
Let's keep in touch!
Mariko
Hanami Girl Number close (when I have time)
The beauty of the peace sign opener is if they don't flash back, that means their CTL is already too low and you SHOULD immediately eject. Only continue stacking if they respond back with a peace!
Train Girl Number Close
Shine and I were opening a few sets on the train with his new magic trick in which after the trick was over, his set would then die out because he couldn't really speak much Japanese. We had just finished eating so I was getting the ittis and wanted to crash on the train on the way to the Hanami. As I was sitting down, I on accidently bumped this girl who was half asleep in the shoulders and said "oh, excuse me. I'm sorry!" in which she responded, "It's ok. No problem!"
WTF spider sense is tingling!! Was that just perfect English?! It was! OMG must... continue.. to.. stack...
*ALL IN ENGLISH*
John from Japan:
Wow, you speak English? Where did you learn English from?
HBTrain:
Oh, I lived in the U.S. for one year before. What about you?
John from Japan:
Well.. can you keep a secret?
I'm actually from the moon but I lived in a place in the moon called California!
HBTrain: No way?! Where in California? I lived in Santa Cruz.
John from Japan (Now my natural energy level is starting to flow and I am out of sleepy mode): Are you serious!?! Wtf, small world because I went to school there!
HBTrain: OMG Really! I study abroad there 5 years ago!
John from Japan: Wow, I bet your hella good at surfing too then?!
HBTrain: I surfed a little but I'm not that good.
John from Japan: OMG, this is crazy!! This is like fate or something, we were meant to met! Which college did you stay at? Cowell? Stevenson?
HBTrain: I stayed at... Um.. I think it was college 9 (Duh! Cause college 9 is the international living center area)
John from Japan: No way!! Me too! Holy shit, you are wayy too cool!
Train Announcer: Next stop, Yokohama (Fuck my stop, what to do?!)
John from Japan: Well, Yokohama is my stop but you are hella cool so let me get your info and we should go surfing sometime!
HBTrain: Ok, do you have infared?
John from Japan: Yeah, no problem I'll send.
3 minutes of an awkward silence pass by and my contact info is not going through her phone.
Train Announcer: Yokohama desu.
John from Japan : Damn this is my stop but I gotta give you my contact info! O shit! That's why! I'm receiving right now!! Ok, i'll send! Here we go! There it goes!!
Train Announcer : Doa ga shimarimasu. (The train doors will close now.)
Now I just fucking force my body through the closing door like superman flying through the sky while saying, "email me!" and waving bye!
It was like straight out of the movies.
Shine: OMG, You son of a bitch! You lucky bastard!! You wake up a sleeping girl and...
John from Japan:
Fuck luck.. that's skill bitch! I just realized that my sarge in 5 minutes of English is stronger than 30 minutes of Japanese... But dude, I didn't get her contact info so if she doesn't email me, it's over (Although her CTL was probably 80-90s)."
5 minutes later...
Title: Train Girl
Hey John!
It's my telephone number 090-XXXX-XXXX
great to meet you(two hearts)!
I wanna talk with you more.
Let's keep in touch!
Mariko
Hanami Girl Number close (when I have time)
Donkey Game and the basement of First Kitchen Game
On Friday, I met up with Newlight to go sarging the usual Shibuya Hachiko area.
Before he arrived, I had one set that I guess was worthy of noting.
1:00PM
I went to Don Quoite in search of a hair dryer because just like daygame is part of my goals, styling my hair like a host is also quite important to me. I see this cute probably high school chick looking for a hair straightener and I open her with..
"Hey, I'm looking for this specific hair dryer (as I point to the hair dryer in my magazine) do you know where it is? "
Bad move.. because everytime I do this in Japan, they grab some store worker to help me so naturally she calls a store worker out to help me and he goes and gets the exact hair dryer I was looking for.
FUCK I'M FINISHED WITH THIS SET I THOUGHT..
but no! She loves hair so I go back in!
"Look, I'm also looking to style my hair like this guy (point to some dude in the hair magazine), I bet you can style hair just like this huh?"
Lacking confidence she says, no.. while nervously chuckling and I took the advantage to touch her hair and say, but "look at all this volume on ur hair. Teach me!" My hair use to be just as cool and volumed up (pull out pictures of when my hair was dyed) but now since I'm a businessman I have to be more professional. "
HBStraightner : Ohh!! You look just like my friend in this picture. This style matches you really well.
John from Japan: Yeah, but now I can't do that style anymore due to my job. I have a super crazy kick-ass hair straightener at home so I can help you find a good straightner.
Fluff about hair strengthners, I tell her which ones are good and why, she gets bored out of her mind and starts asking me if I needed anything else cause she was gonna leave.
**Lessons learned**
Thread off to funny stuff immediately!
Only continue the set if she starts asking you questions otherwise her CTL is too low.
Don't talk about advice like a friend cause your just acting like a store clerk.
8:30PM
Basement of First Kitchen
The instant we walk in, we open up the first set we see mixed with like 3 guys and 3 girls.
Hey!! What's up! (High Five the guys)
What do you think, is it better for me to wear my scarf like this or like this?
Guy's give their answer...
Wtf, why is it you can speak Japanese?
So newlight runs through his standard material and eventually we exit the set. But before doing that, we social proofed ourselves for the whole bottom floor.
Then we sat down in a 3 set (2 probably 15 year olds and their older sister?)
Lessons Learned:
* Always social proof right from the get go. Girls and people around notice you immediately as just a friendly person.
* You must win over the senpai's attention first or she is going to AMOG the shit out of you.
Before he arrived, I had one set that I guess was worthy of noting.
1:00PM
I went to Don Quoite in search of a hair dryer because just like daygame is part of my goals, styling my hair like a host is also quite important to me. I see this cute probably high school chick looking for a hair straightener and I open her with..
"Hey, I'm looking for this specific hair dryer (as I point to the hair dryer in my magazine) do you know where it is? "
Bad move.. because everytime I do this in Japan, they grab some store worker to help me so naturally she calls a store worker out to help me and he goes and gets the exact hair dryer I was looking for.
FUCK I'M FINISHED WITH THIS SET I THOUGHT..
but no! She loves hair so I go back in!
"Look, I'm also looking to style my hair like this guy (point to some dude in the hair magazine), I bet you can style hair just like this huh?"
Lacking confidence she says, no.. while nervously chuckling and I took the advantage to touch her hair and say, but "look at all this volume on ur hair. Teach me!" My hair use to be just as cool and volumed up (pull out pictures of when my hair was dyed) but now since I'm a businessman I have to be more professional. "
HBStraightner : Ohh!! You look just like my friend in this picture. This style matches you really well.
John from Japan: Yeah, but now I can't do that style anymore due to my job. I have a super crazy kick-ass hair straightener at home so I can help you find a good straightner.
Fluff about hair strengthners, I tell her which ones are good and why, she gets bored out of her mind and starts asking me if I needed anything else cause she was gonna leave.
**Lessons learned**
Thread off to funny stuff immediately!
Only continue the set if she starts asking you questions otherwise her CTL is too low.
Don't talk about advice like a friend cause your just acting like a store clerk.
8:30PM
Basement of First Kitchen
The instant we walk in, we open up the first set we see mixed with like 3 guys and 3 girls.
Hey!! What's up! (High Five the guys)
What do you think, is it better for me to wear my scarf like this or like this?
Guy's give their answer...
Wtf, why is it you can speak Japanese?
So newlight runs through his standard material and eventually we exit the set. But before doing that, we social proofed ourselves for the whole bottom floor.
Then we sat down in a 3 set (2 probably 15 year olds and their older sister?)
Lessons Learned:
* Always social proof right from the get go. Girls and people around notice you immediately as just a friendly person.
* You must win over the senpai's attention first or she is going to AMOG the shit out of you.
2009年4月1日水曜日
Field Tested and Approved
The other day I was out walking with the Entourage and we were talking about AA and opening sets in the street. I then asked my boy Taka if he field tested the "bang" opener in Kansai and just like I expected he didn't. Well fuck it! Even though we aren't in Kansai here goes I thought!
I looked at the first girl I saw, went up to her to the point were I was almost touching her, formed my fingers into a gun and imitated a bullet sound. BANG!
To my surprise she reacted really well and I immediately BT spiked her! Then I started joking around with this opener and was pondering different ways on how to stack it. At first, when we tried it in Japanese, it didn't work too well cause the nuiance was different and the JBirds didn't understand the joke but when we used it on English speakers... it was a goldmine! Btw Taka, you better not have posted this shit on the entourage!! That's my credit biatch! Status, if your gonna spread this around the casanova crew, make sure you give proper recognition! T-daddy, if you discover a way to make it work in J, please tell away :)
Newayz, here goes!
The "Bang" Opener
(With your fingers in the shape of a gun about a couple feet away from your target)
"BANG!"
At this point the target will 100% react unless she has absolutely 0% interest in you but we tested this well over 20+ times and ever target gave us some sort of reaction.
now in a joking manner say:
(like a newscaster with a fake mic) "You just got banged by a random stranger in the streets. How do you feel?"
"so... when was the last time you got banged before?"
The target will know instantly you are not talking about when was the last time she got a nice hot beef injection but instead you are talking about opening people with "Bangs" but of course if she has a sense of humor she will flow with it.
"I'm popular so I get banged all the time."
"I'm constantly getting banged."
for some of the slower ones or shy ones
"This is my first time."
"I never got banged before."
Now it's time to stack to attraction/Qualification:
"Haha, yeah I can imagine you naughty girl. I can tell you are the type of girl with a sense of humor and you know how to have fun. I like that in a girl."
"I love the honesty in you. You must be one of those girls who is quite reserved when you first meet someone but once you have spent some time with them, your wild side begins to appear."
"So... what do you do when your not getting banged by random strangers in the street?"
So let's go over what we have in this little gem:
Opener (check)
Attraction (check)
Qualification (check)
now all you have left is qualify qualify qualify and you will be sleeping with her in no time! :)
If executed properly, I'm sure girls like pinkbutterfly will be sleeping with you in a heartbeat!
Sothat's all folks!
Try it out! See if it works! If it doesn't, at least you can impress all your buddies by telling them about all the girls you "banged."
Also try reopening a set that went from solo to a 4 set by saying " Oh look, that's the girl I just banged the shit out of!!"
It always gets some interesting responses.
Cheers
J
I looked at the first girl I saw, went up to her to the point were I was almost touching her, formed my fingers into a gun and imitated a bullet sound. BANG!
To my surprise she reacted really well and I immediately BT spiked her! Then I started joking around with this opener and was pondering different ways on how to stack it. At first, when we tried it in Japanese, it didn't work too well cause the nuiance was different and the JBirds didn't understand the joke but when we used it on English speakers... it was a goldmine! Btw Taka, you better not have posted this shit on the entourage!! That's my credit biatch! Status, if your gonna spread this around the casanova crew, make sure you give proper recognition! T-daddy, if you discover a way to make it work in J, please tell away :)
Newayz, here goes!
The "Bang" Opener
(With your fingers in the shape of a gun about a couple feet away from your target)
"BANG!"
At this point the target will 100% react unless she has absolutely 0% interest in you but we tested this well over 20+ times and ever target gave us some sort of reaction.
now in a joking manner say:
(like a newscaster with a fake mic) "You just got banged by a random stranger in the streets. How do you feel?"
"so... when was the last time you got banged before?"
The target will know instantly you are not talking about when was the last time she got a nice hot beef injection but instead you are talking about opening people with "Bangs" but of course if she has a sense of humor she will flow with it.
"I'm popular so I get banged all the time."
"I'm constantly getting banged."
for some of the slower ones or shy ones
"This is my first time."
"I never got banged before."
Now it's time to stack to attraction/Qualification:
"Haha, yeah I can imagine you naughty girl. I can tell you are the type of girl with a sense of humor and you know how to have fun. I like that in a girl."
"I love the honesty in you. You must be one of those girls who is quite reserved when you first meet someone but once you have spent some time with them, your wild side begins to appear."
"So... what do you do when your not getting banged by random strangers in the street?"
So let's go over what we have in this little gem:
Opener (check)
Attraction (check)
Qualification (check)
now all you have left is qualify qualify qualify and you will be sleeping with her in no time! :)
If executed properly, I'm sure girls like pinkbutterfly will be sleeping with you in a heartbeat!
Sothat's all folks!
Try it out! See if it works! If it doesn't, at least you can impress all your buddies by telling them about all the girls you "banged."
Also try reopening a set that went from solo to a 4 set by saying " Oh look, that's the girl I just banged the shit out of!!"
It always gets some interesting responses.
Cheers
J
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